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Well, was I ever in shock and awe when Francesca over at 3baybchicks tagged me in a taggie thingie. For one? She is cool. Like,  a ton of people read her blog*. She always leaves super positive, uplifting feedback, and? Her kids are adorable and her posts are always funny. The facebook one is classic. 

Anyway, she posted the good ole 25 Random Things About Me post, to which I thought? What the heck? I'm always up for a little more "me talk" I can never seem to talk about myself enough.... but, I'm not promising more than 10. 

1. I bore myself to death writing these. Do I sound boring? Will it offer deep insight into my soul? Is that a piece of popcorn on the floor? I claim it.

2. I had the following conversation with a student today, after I noticed he was limping. 

Me: "Hey sir, why are you limping?" 

Sir: "Oh, I think a tree hit my leg."

Me: "You think a tree hit your leg?!? Your not sure?"

Sir: "No."

Me: "Offer me a little more insight on this."

Sir: "Well, a tree fell down and it might have hit my leg."

Me: "But you can't be sure?..."

Sir: "No"

Me: "Your right then, best to limp in case." 

3.  My husband tells me daily that I do not act like any lady he knows. Umm, we've been married 10 years, does he not know me yet??!?

4. It grosses me out when my students bring their snack into the bathroom. I tell them daily that it makes me want to vomit. Yet? I still see them happily march into the bathroom munching on Cheez-its. And I am pretty sure they don't properly handwash after. 

5. This makes it very lucky that I am in no way,  shape or form a germaphobe. Sorry. That's pretty incredible, if you think of some of the stuff I've seen.  I think God made me pretty germ resistant the way I am. 

6. I read blogs of people who have gone through a loss of a child, ect. but rarely leave comments. This is because I don't want them to track back here and think I am some sort of shallow dork. I mean, I am, but still, they don't need to read about my dorkiness after a loss. 

7. I feel compelled to share the details of all of the blogs I read with my husband. I feel a tad irritated when he can't keep the families straight. I mean, come on! Heidi is different than Run Mommy Run, who is different than Mrs. Not So Domesticated. I don't see the problem. 

8. I've had 3 doctors refer me to ADHD testing, but never gone. Honestly. The test is like 3 hours long. Do they really think that is a good idea for someone who may have ADHD?

9. I want to sign up for a marathon, but am nervous. What if I fail? Buckle? I know I can run at least 20 miles before death, but it still leaves 6.1 miles unknown. 

10. Fine. I admit it. I can purchase my lady garments in the section of the store that sells them with frogs and rainbows on them. Victoria's Secret once told me they don't even make my size. 

11. I asked my doctor why my sister is so much more well endowed than me, but she just looked at me like I'm crazy. 

12. I don't get it though. I'm the big sister. 

13. That's fine though. It comes in handy for running.

14. And she has cankles. Just kidding. Maybe. 

That's all folks. My tag? A request from you all. Simply tell me what the funniest/ickiest/most annoying status update you've seen on Facebook lately. Mine?

*** is at house of bounce with a whole bunch of ugly ass moms who think they're all that. 

*** is watching severely over-weight people eat with their mouths open. f-ing gross!

Can you believe these gems came from the same man? And I only had to go back 3 days! 

On that note? Have a great one! 

**I feel the same way about Debbie.