Not me Monday!

Ready to get it all off your chest? Admit to things you really did not do/witness/experience this last week? Me too. 

If you happened to read my post from last week, you remember our brownies were attacked by a 2 year old. However, we were much smarter this week, so Asher was {not} able to do this: 

to our cake. {thank goodness for frosting!} 
Always conscious about what I say in front of others, I {did not} stick my foot in my mouth by telling a coworker about how I had to go back to the dentist, because my "old, past retirement age dentist had missed a cavity." Did I mention my coworker is 64?!?! Oops. 
I {do not} think it is adorable how my boys like to sleep in the same bed at night sometimes. All snuggled in together, they {do not} melt my heart. And you know? Just because I make popcorn at work nearly everyday on my prep does not mean that I {do not} occasionally *crisp* it. However, my students would *never* rat their teacher out, announcing to their specialist, "Ahh, burnt popcorn, I bet it is Mrs. T, she always burns her popcorn!" I {am not} beginning to get a reputation around school as the teacher who doesn't know how to microwave popcorn. It {isn't} me! It is the microwave, I swear! 
• Speaking of the same class? I {did not} put a staple in my finger in front of them this week. Then, as the staple sat in my finger, as they asked, "Wow, does that hurt?," did I respond, "Nope, no pain at all...none." #$%# 
Let's all send good vibes and prayers for MckMama's family this week. I am truly excited for her. A cruise is the perfect way for her and PC to bond with their miracle baby, and each other. I have been on 3 cruises, and they are amazing in how they pamper you, and look after your needs (clean room! twice a day!)