Not Me!!

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My list? Well, I have already admitted to a few in my last post, so I'm only left with a few, couple, several  things I did not do this week. 
I consider myself to be a pretty fair teacher. Even so, I have my limits. And one poor soul reached them this week when she told me, "I didn't really like what you assigned, so I didn't do it."  Maybe, just maybe, I could have handled this if she didn't already have 6 missing/late assignments in a month, or, if I hadn't helped her come up with ideas and introductions. And, if earlier that week she hadn't told me she didn't want to go on the field trip because, "It sounds boring."  I {did not} anticipate this event happen, and when she told me she wasn't done, say, "That's  fine. I wrote one for you, and you can read it to the class."  
When I was diligently slaving over dinner on night, I most certainly {did not} drop my husband's pork chop on the floor. After looking at it for 8 seconds (yes, 3 past the 5 second rule), I {did not} decide to just pick it up and put it back on the grill. He survived. 
While at Chuck E Cheese last night? I {did not} get a little caught up in the games and take some tokens from my boys. When they asked to play a game, I {did not} say, "Just let mommy play one more game..." (I snapped out and off we went to ride the tractor 17 times.)
Finally, after Asher wetting the bed several nights this week, despite all our attempts to limit liquid (I swear he is like a camel who holds it till 3 a.m.) I {did not} put Asher to bed wearing a disposable diaper, cloth diaper and plastic coated training pants. When he saw the plastic training pants, he {did not} walk slloowwly backwards away from them saying, "I can't wear 'dose', sorry. No fank you." (notice how he's covering his face in shame? Notice how I took a pic and posted it on my blog anyway?) 
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