Me (to a 2nd grader): Hey sir, how is your new dog doing?
Boy: Ahh, not so well actually.
Me: Oh, why is that?
Boy: He keeps running away. We are going to get a shock collar for him. My mom and I think it is because he needs to be fixed. He humps everything. Well, actually, he mostly just humps me. But he humps me all the time.
Me: Oh.
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They are so brutally honest. LOL!
No Filters! Got to love it.
Awesome! The best thing about working with kids is the funny stories you get out of it. And your students are older than mine. I can only imagine the kinds of things you hear!
Bwhahahahahaha. So glad a 2nd grader knows what humping is.
Bahahaha! That is hilarious!!
Kids say the funniest things!
Haha, kids say the darndest :)
HAHA!!!! I love kids. They say the wildest things. :)
since this is my first year at the elementary level, i am only just now discovering the wealth of "wisdom" these kids have! i have laughed so much (in between gnashing my teeth and pulling my hair out!) so far this year.
Oh my that is an interesting thing for sure.. Have a great day. Enjoy the year.
Oh. Just oh? Was that the best you could come up with today?!?! :~D
I am so happy you are back at school with stories like this. I would so be your room mom! Move to TN would ya'?
Haha! Kids can say the funniest things.
Oh, little minds and little conversations can bring big laughs or big quizzical looks.
Hehehe that made me giggle!
That's why I don't own a dog…
Gotta love some of the things kids say (unless you're the parent) in a crowded (or not so crowded) room.
hahaha That is so funny!! Thanks for sharing!
Hope you're having a great first week of school! I'm thinking about all of you teachers out there :)
That is hilarious. Did you crack up or were you able to hold your composure?
LMAO!!! Oh dear!
I bet it is hard to keep your composure....I know I could not....What fun you must have...incidentally...my dog was fixed and he still humps everything...even me...and my Mom when she puts her leg out when she is sitting...shes 78 and it is hysterical...at first she was like.."whats he doing"..with a crazy face...now when Granny comes over...we're like....
"Ozzy... Granny's heeeeeere"...and we crack up at her reaction...
LMAO! I love the innocence of kids. ;-)
next time....just don't ask!
:O)
Bwwaaha. How did you not laugh? Years of practice?
lol its like stream of consciousness talking!! Glad you're back! I must be nice to be in the classroom!
So that's one kid who won't suffer from having no sex ed in high school.
oh thats so funny bless there hearts.... *grins*
and yours...
That's hilarious! haha! It seems like you're going to have an interesting year!
Thank the Lord I had already swallowed my sip of coffee because I'm quite sure I would have spit it out all over my computer while laughing my arse off!
Cute! You have to love how honest they are...unless of course they are giving away your family secrets such as my 3rd grader does, GAWD nothing is sacred!
LMAO! I'm amazed at how kids can say the funniest things!
B xx
Happy Thursday the week is almost over..
Too funny... ha ha...
Too funny... ha ha...
Thanks for sharing that!! That is classic - it must be fun to hear things like that everyday!!!
My sister teaches kindergarten and they tell the parents "we will believe 50 percent of what they say about you if you do the same for us"...LOL!!!!
Oh my... the things kids will say!
LOL You can learn a lot talking to kids. Sometimes too much;)
Honestly, that is a conversation NOT worth having! ;)
Goodness I miss teaching! That is just too funny.
WOW. That's awesome!!!
Bwahahahahaha! Oh my.
Haha! Hilarious! Oh, the things you must hear in a day!
Oh my gosh this is so funny. My husband teaches grade 8 but has many encounters with the younger ones and I HAVE to show him this.
Great blog - just found it.
Really like your blog -- found you at Cool Gal's "It's the World I Know.
HAHAHAHAHA That's awesome!
Makes you glad you asked! LMAO
Oh, his mom would be mortified!
That's the thing about kids. They just tell it like it is.
Ha ha! THat is so stinkin' funny!
Reminds me of the time one of my first graders was crying all day. I asked her what was wrong and she said, "my dog got hit by a car and died last night". I asked what it's name was and she said "lucky".
BTW, I just posted a video of me getting my arm hair waxed. Hurt like heck.
Poor kid. HA!
My dog did that when I was little. I had no idea though. I just thought he was playing.
Poor kid.
Kids say the derndest things...
Yep the first week of school is fun ;-)
Poor kid but that is funny anyway!! Kids need to lear the concept of TMI!
Oh, my you are going to have to tell that little guy thanks for the laugh.
My parents have a dog that humps everything and lets just say it is a little embarassing!
Hope you have a great weekend!
LOL, Aren't kids great?
LOL, Aren't kids great?
LMAO! That is hilarious!
What a hoot! Families with pets definitely start sex education earlier!!!
Haha! Gotta love the honesty of children!!
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