Showing posts with label domestically challenged. Show all posts
Showing posts with label domestically challenged. Show all posts

5.26.2010

Hit me with your best line...

As you may um, know, I am not all that domestic. Cooking? The mere thought sends shivers down my spine. I read all your menu posts, your recipe posts and I don't recognize 67.23% of the ingredients. My friend Amanda? Once spent 15 minutes going through my cupboards saying, "Sara? Where are your spices? Really... I can't find any here."
Now? With school coming to an end? I am feeling a *bit* tired and worn out, possibly from trying to wrangle kids back in their desks all day and cooking is even more of a pain right now. (Fine, and my ED crap doesn't help.)
So? My hubs? Has had to listen to the following excuses the past few weeks. (I try to be inventive with them, as to not bore him with the reasons.)
{{Also keep in mind? For the last 12 years he has come home every night and asked, "What is for dinner?" Despite the fact we both work full time and have other obligations!}}

• Hon! The weirdest thing just happened! I got a message on my phone, and when I listened to it? It just said, "This is dinner calling. Make yourself."

His response? "The oddest thing happened to me too! I found out that my paycheck is late."

{NOT remotely funny}

• Core! I can't make dinner tonight. *Sigh* and I SO wanted to.

Core: Why?

"Well, I heard this is a possible recall on what I was planning to cook. Don't want to risk it, huh?"

• Shoot! There is no food in the house. All of it. Gone.

Corey: That's odd. I suppose we had best grab something to eat in town, huh?

See? How lame my excuses are getting? I need some fresh ones. Got any?

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