Dumbest. Idea. Ever.

Awhile back my sis, who had been my favorite sister until this point, sent me an email asking if I wanted to go on the following tour:
(No need to read the whole thing. Here is the gist of it: GHOST TOUR. SARA. NO.) 
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The Company Real Ghost Tours

Locations Minneapolis  125 SE Main St. SE Minneapolis, Minnesota 55414 Get Directions

Successful partnerships between the living and dead can result in transdimensional courier services, philosophical salons, and television tenure like that of Larry King. Negotiate for extra years with today's Groupon: for $12, you get one ticket to Real Ghost Tours, located at 125 Main Street SE (a $25 value). Real Ghost Tours escorts paranormal-purveying participants through a thoroughly researched expedition of the historic and haunted St. Anthony Falls district. Drawing from real historical figures and legends, this tour explores the spiritual unrest of lost children, men, and women who met early, violent ends at the hands of criminals, madmen, and rogue circus elephants. The tour traverses outdoor and indoor locations where shimmering apparitions have been known to drift by with a chill, including a spelunk into underground limestone caverns, where unsettling echoes either emanate from the shuffles of fellow tour members or a spirit unloading its dishwasher. While on the tour, guides track ghosts with a combination of historical fact and modern technology, such as wiggly-needled electromagnetic field meters. The tour partners with mediums and the West Metro Paranormal Society to highlight ghosts such as John Martin (1820–1905), who, as the ship's captain, was one of two guilt-ridden survivors of his steamer's demise in the Mississippi River, and Thomas Salisbury (1840–1898), an Iowan farmer whose corn eerily popped when heated in oil. Tours will take place Thursday, Friday, and Saturday evenings after dark from now until August. The schedule is subject to change due to holidays, so be sure to call in advance. I politely emailed her back with my decline.  Her response?  "WIMP"  Uh, duh. Then? She "accidentally" included me in on this email to my mom we can buy tickets and go whenever over the next 6 months.  I think we should buy tickets and ambush Sara by telling her we're going out to dinner.   I am not an idiot. Wait, please don't argue that.  Then? They bought the tickets.  AND? AND? They bought them for FRIDAY THE 13th!!! This followed: FACEBOOK: ‎ Sara: NO NO NO. NO. April 11 at 9:33pm ·  ·  ·  Patty  what are you talking about? You're just having dinner with your mom and sister, catching up and all. It's been awhile. April 11 at 9:35pm ·  Sara  No. I have no need to catch up with you. I can read your status updates thankyouverymuch. April 11 at 9:36pm ·  Patty That's sad. You hear that mom? She doesn't care about catching up with her family and seeing them in person..... some people..... I tell you.... April 11 at 9:40pm ·  ______________________________________ Sara  I lied. I can't do it. You still have to donate though, because it is for a good cause. April 11 at 9:49pm ·  Patty  We'll have wine beforehand. You'll be juuuuust fine April 11 at 9:50pm ·  Sara  Sorry. Ghosts know when you've been drinking. They thrive on that sort of thing. Besides, I was already planning to be dead that day. Sorry. April 11 at 9:51pm ·  ·  1 person Patty Sara, the ghosts aren't going to kill you. They aren't solid...they can't hold an axe Really? Was it necessary to bring the axemurderer into this? Was it not bad enough on its own? I had this thought that maybe if it were a tour, the ghosts wouldn't come out. I mean, what self respecting ghost would come out when called? However, being Friday the 13th changes everything. I've seen really short parts before I left the room those freddie movies.  CONFESSION: I have never seen a horror movie in its entirety. Well, one that was meant to be a horror movie anyway  Bottom line? I'mnotgoing. No way, no how.  Especially on Friday the 13th. That is literally begging the ghost and other creepy things to come haunt and kill you.  .   I am NOT going.  However, I am a touch concerned that my mom and sister will talk about me during their tour, and the ghost will come haunt me.  Who even sells these types of tickets!? Would YOU go?